800,000 pound gorilla

Thunk hit 800,000 visitors earlier this week. That’s huge. I’ve had blogs that have had more hits than this one and clearly I’ve been neglecting it as a creative outlet, but still – the traffic endures and the hits keep coming. Congrats to Thunk Different, Apple, Google, Sex, iPhone’s, and every other keyword that have struck a chord and bring a daily average of 1,200 hits to this exact site.

Best,

Ryan

Best Day Ever.

“Alright, alright, alright” (allegedly) – Matthew McConauhey. Yesterday Thunk Different posted it’s highest traffic day of all time. Officially 4277 visitors on 10/13/2008. That kicks ass. Also, I bought a 36 HDTV for $250 off of Craigslist today. That also kicks ass. Go, go HD macbooks!

McConaughey says…

‘Alright, alright, alright!”

Google, Sex, and Eva Longoria (Parker)

>>>FAQ NEWS

The number one search on yahoo today is Eva Longoria Parker. Shocking? Sorta. She is one of many actresses that was featured in the show Desparate Housewives. She did that and… well she married a French NBA star. Not bad. Why is it that we Yahoo, uh hem… “Google” people the way we do? Ah yes, the thirst for the beautiful, familair, strange, intellectual stimulating, and sometimes Eva Longoria. My questions is, if she is Search number #1 at the #2 Search Engine, where is “it” girl Lindsay Lohan in all of this. Come back sexy lady, come back to #1. (or over to water the plants at my house anytime.

>>>FAQ NEWS

Google, Sex, and Advertising

So what is the wave of the future? Sex. Simple, easy question, simple, easy answer. Without it we wouldn’t survive. How are people aware of this activity? Instincts most undoubtedly, buy who reminds you of it all the time, every, single day. – advertising! Sex sells as they say and no one knows that better than those trying to market to America, Britain, Canada, and the World about this very fact. Look at the Paris Hilton ad below, notice anything? How about that ranking today with Yahoo #2 search today & Soleil Moon Frye! (Remember Punky Brewster)  Look up this and more facts at Googleverything.Blogspot.com

Sex, Drugs, and the last Britney Spears fan.

iKnow this guy who is fully aware that Brittney is a train wreck, but still loves her music. That’s pretty crazy, not the love.. it’s her music, her music its the music of a “pretty – crazy.” And iThink it’s terrible, so do you, but alast, there is ONE. 

Google, Sex, & Elliot Spitzer

Yikes. Not your typical headline but… that is exactly what the American public got this morning in newspapers & media outlets across the country. The governor has left the building. How does such a righteous pundit of all good and clear smear such an ascending career? Easy, the man was human. Find out more about the woman, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, on her Myspace page.

The man likely curious after his attorney general investigations unveiled, the now infamous, “Emperors club” What was it? Could I take a peek? Use a little blackmail? Fight evil for my family & state and then take a sip of the nectar? That’s not so bad is it? No, not really, unless your the attorney general that fights for the moral cause. Or a senator from Florida that saves youth and pages interns to come over, or a pastor that call homosexuality tha bain of existence and engages in it, then lies about it, or a mediocre business blue blood that decides late in a human’s life he wants to go into politics and do things his way no matter how many die, or nations are scored.

Ahhh to be human. To be human is to fuck up and move on. pick up the pieces, pull yourself together, what it maybe and anything it takes, we gotta keep this thing turing ’round for us and if we are to survive, forgive, and keep having sex.

Google, Sex, and Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe… Sexy? What will we Google next?

Find out more @ Googleverything.com!

Google, Sex, and Pandora’s box: 1.05.08

Imagine if you could, Google… Everything.

We tried just that with Googleverything.com on the 20% weblogs network. And you know, for as big as google is, to cover it all the time, just.. sucks.

It moves, it shakes, what do you want? Follow it yourself, google google. get it?

So while the move of Google, sex, and pandora’s boz made the leap, googleverything didn’t make the cut. Not to say that it won’t someday, just not now, or today.

Thanks for checking it out however, find out more about Googleverything & 20% weblogs

MySpace, Sex, and Pandora’s box: 12.6.2007

MySpace is becoming MyProblem. Why? Too many people “adding me” and for the wrong reasons. Here are a few reason people ad me and what they post shortly after they have infiltrated myspace added me as a ‘friend.”

1. Gucci Purse

2. Local show in San Diego Dude

3. Sex solicitation

4. New Album that didn’t make it to stores

5. New Single that didn’t make it to the radio

6. Fresh Party at their house

7. A really great opportunity that insists that i click somewhere

8. A great place to meet singles, ukraine is out of the way

9. Massive flash/bandwidth hungry “thanks for the add” glitter ad.

10. Tom writes like he knows me, he pretends to be my friend

>>>AUDIO PODCAST FOR 12.6.2007

Google, Porn & Breaking News.

Newsflash! Google is the biggest porn distributer in the world. That’s a lot of sex.