Calling Triumph the insult comedy dog to NYC Apple Store!

Dear Triumph,triumph at apple

Please come to the Madison Avenue Apple store and do your doody as a reporter.

We need you to ask questions and to get to the bottom of this.

  • “What are your moves, who are you wearing?”
  • “Don’t you know the line starts in the store?”
  • “When is that last time you have been washed, can i check?”

It is frontline interviews like this that we, the Apple enthusiast community need. Some of us can’t get to the store, most of us can’t ask questions, and either if we could do either, we can’t afford the iPhone.

So Triumph, please make an appearance tonight for this byte-sized release, we need you Triumph and your keen instincts to cover this historical territory.

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One Response to Calling Triumph the insult comedy dog to NYC Apple Store!

  1. iHear there will be poodles.

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