Top 10 2009 Macworld Keynote Speaker Replacements.

macworldAlright Steve-O! That’s right. Steve Jobs will be the keynote speaker at this year’s upcoming Macworld event. And while this is good news, it is not unexpected. But what if Steve didn’t head Macworld? iSuspect that he may choose not to in 2009, but that is far, far away. Here is a top 10 replacements list for him in 2009.

Top 10 people to replace Steve Jobs @ macworld 2009.
10. Steve Jobs… ok, i’ll begin…

9. Al Gore (He has great presentation skills & is used to being runner-up)

8. Eric Schmidt (He is on the Apple board, Google it.)

7. Johnathon Paul Ive (Designer of ipod, iphone, and imac, imagine his keynotes!)

6. Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (That lucky little sh*t, this guy just might own the web by next year)

5. Matt Damon (He is really bad ass in those euro-spy movies & a friend of Ben Affleck)

4. Angela Merkel (The supreme chancellor of Germany)

3. Oprah Winfrey (She is just AWESOME on camera, watch her show!)

2. Rachel Ray (I can see that gum-clenching mutiny in her eye, she want’s what Oprah has)

1. Hillary Clinton (We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society. This real life quote of course could mean Hillary at the top… hmmm, time will tell.)

p.s. if those people can’t make it, maybe my friend Tom from MySpace could. idon’t think he’s up to much these days EXCEPT messing with his apple.

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