Watch a drunken Jeff Goldblum pitch the iMac

April 2, 2008

Move over “Cheeseburger-eating Hasselhoff“, there’s a new drunk in town! What happens when you take the classic 1999 Jeff Goldblum iMac commercial and slow it down about 30 percent? You get a hilarious piece of footage capable of taking Goldblum’s kids away in any future custody battle!

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Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks – #1 this year so far, The Rick Roll

April 1, 2008

Get ready to laugh your head off at the nerve and the stupidity. April Fools day shenanigans [Video]

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Shark on a bus!

March 18, 2008

Creative people never cease to amaze me, i so love creative types. Check out the “Shark on a Bus” photo below, part of a clever marketing campaign from National Geographic.

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National Geographic Clever Marketing Idea

The photo is actually from a montage of photos showcasing creativity in marketing from Alex at Net Frontier Marketing. Alex does an awesome job of proving his point with a series of clever marketing ideas (each with an accompanying photo). Everything from a boring and environmentally-unfriendly plastic bag that was a giveaway at a book signing, that turned out to be anything but boring, to a series of business cards that turn the ordinary upside down.

My favorite is the “Shark on a Bus” photo, and National Geographic takes the cake with that original idea. I love it. To see all the cool photos, head on over to Alex’s blog.


Pirates vs. Ninjas!

March 2, 2008

A retort to some smart-ass pirate vs. ninja picture

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Conan vs. Colbert (Videos)

February 6, 2008

This is funny. Late night comedians & talk shows hosts, Conan O’Brian & Stephan Colbert are at it on over who made US Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee. These truly are feudal times, watch the feud. (2 videos)

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And the Academy’s best film of 2008 is… Spygate!

January 4, 2008

In a surprising move, the academy has already nominated Bill Belichick’s, “Spygate” as Movie of the Year.

The New England Patriot’s front office was obviously elated by the news and released a statement to the AP. “2007 was a banner year for scandal, none of which was a bigger scandal than Balco, baseball, and barry bonds. We are so happy that Bill’s filming of every team’s defense has led to so many Super Bowls and an undefeated regular season. It is a joke to think that even if Belichick got caught cheating, that such minutia would mar an other wise perfect season. We gladly accept trophies, and winning film of the year in 2008 is no different, thank you to our fans, friends, the academy, and all the muscle that made a superbowl victory in 2008 that much more special.

“This is the first time that an unfinished film has been granted a decision, albeit a unanimous one so early in the year. Some protest come against this call, in what many insiders are calling against, “physics.” and “rules of the game.”

Cloverfield director, J.J. Abrams, is reported as saying, “I’m stunned, the identity of my villain, in my next project wasn’t even outed yet, it’s almost as if this were rigged, and if so, this is an outrage.”

J.J Abrams has not been able to be reached since two NFL sized men wearing dark glasses, trench coats, and cleats were seen banging on Mr. Abrams door shortly after his comments aired on cable’s Talk Soup. No quotes were retrieved as neighbors were told to return to their houses unless they wanted to know that identity of Abrams villain, and the unimaginable that could happen to them.

The AP has since contacted other sources to substantiate the AP’s integrity, such as Millwaukee Brewers baseball player, J.J. Hardy. He is quoted as calling the academy’s decision, “More David Stern and his Republican Bull-<expletive>!”

Other Academy categories are still not being released until after the Super Bowl is played, and the film is completed in time for November’s Fat Tuesday and a ” surprise presidential candidate”. Analysts at the Dow Jones Corporation have forecasted the surprise contender as “the ultimate Patriot” code named, “Man-i-churiate” at the AP, and “The Payback Kid” for those in the Republican party perhaps miffed at new EPA regulations brought on by the Academy’s decision to award former presidential elect, Al Gore, “That dum*** with f***ing anything.


Woman Googles Husband – Finds He Won Lottery (And Didn’t Tell Her)

November 24, 2007

Husband’s lottery syndicate wins $19m, but he keeps it from his wife.. until she Googles him…

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